Welcome to the DREAM BROADCASTING NETWORK.

We’re very pleased to have you with us this evening.

Please make yourself comfortable.

Turn down the lights. Close the curtains. And, if possible, remain near your television.

Tonight’s programming has been selected especially for you.

Some portions of the broadcast may appear familiar.

This is perfectly normal.

Please do not adjust your television.

The signal is reaching you exactly as intended.

We’ll begin shortly…